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heyfunniest:

Middle Aged Harry Potter Books [x]

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

awwww-cute:

My Roommate Took Her Samoyed to a Color Run

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pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

pokemon-pals:

SO THEY HAVE HIGHCHAIRS FOR POKEMON THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT

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sixpenceee:

PARANORMAL: DOPPELGANGERS
According to legend, doppelgangers (German for “double-walker”) are paranormal duplicates of a real person. They can manifest in a number of ways: You can see them out of the corner of your eye, meet them on a lonely road somewhere, or, chillingly, see them standing behind you when looking in a mirror. 
They’re supposed to be BAD LUCK. They represent death. For example one night, Catherine The Great was lying down in bed when her servants said they just saw her sitting on the throne. She ordered the servants to shoot at the thing at her throne. Nothing happened but Catherine herself died shortly afterwards. 
Queen Elizabeth also one day entered a room, only to see herself lying down in bed. She also died shortly afterwards. Even Abraham Lincoln  took a moment to rest on his couch one evening. While lying there, he happened to glance in a mirror and saw his own visage—except that he had two faces. 
A second Lincoln, pale and ghostly, was looking at him from the mirror, right next to his own face. Startled, he rose from the couch . . . and the doppelganger disappeared. He sat back down, only to see it again. 
I hope you guys never come in contact with one !

sixpenceee:

PARANORMAL: DOPPELGANGERS

According to legend, doppelgangers (German for “double-walker”) are paranormal duplicates of a real person. They can manifest in a number of ways: You can see them out of the corner of your eye, meet them on a lonely road somewhere, or, chillingly, see them standing behind you when looking in a mirror. 

They’re supposed to be BAD LUCK. They represent death. For example one night, Catherine The Great was lying down in bed when her servants said they just saw her sitting on the throne. She ordered the servants to shoot at the thing at her throne. Nothing happened but Catherine herself died shortly afterwards. 

Queen Elizabeth also one day entered a room, only to see herself lying down in bed. She also died shortly afterwards. Even Abraham Lincoln  took a moment to rest on his couch one evening. While lying there, he happened to glance in a mirror and saw his own visage—except that he had two faces. 

A second Lincoln, pale and ghostly, was looking at him from the mirror, right next to his own face. Startled, he rose from the couch . . . and the doppelganger disappeared. He sat back down, only to see it again. 

I hope you guys never come in contact with one !

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comedycentral:

Which of these tweets is the Michael Jordan of #NewEspyCategories? Find out on tonight’s new @midnight.

eth-n:

evolution of the ear blow

ovofordrake:

"They hate when they can’t get their almond milk"

rock-lee:

after like 10 years i finally finished yu yu hakusho….im so fucked up r.i.p.

“If you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go”
Matthew Gray Gubler (via keepthosebirdsatbay)

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